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Breakshit 

Matt : Hey ! Did you heard all about brexit ?
Rob : Uh ! Don't fucking talk breakshit to me !
Breakshit by titorelio April 18, 2019

breadstick

a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.
"Do you know the lead singer in 5 seconds of summer?"
"Oh yeah, I know that breadstick."
breadstick by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015

Breasketball 

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.
Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

basketball
Breasketball by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010

Breadstix 

The only restaurant in Glee that everyone goes to. They are legally obliged to keep bringing you breadstix, hence the name.
"cuz we'z be going to breadstix"
Breadstix by Sparkle snatcher February 20, 2012

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

breadstick

"oh look its breadstick"
"who?"
"Luke hemmings."
breadstick by ashturnon November 4, 2018