branin 

The person in charge of making everyone go insane due to the loud screaming noises he makes on the bus

My god, stop being such a branin

branin by Pineapple2.000 November 19, 2017

branin 

A peice of crap wrapped in a blanket a lard, with raspberry sause that went bad before you were a disgrace to society.

You are such a branin

branin by Meman12 October 20, 2017

Randalawn Branin 

This is a name that you call a person when they have said/done something really stupid. You call them this when they have royally fucked up.

Dumb Person: "I hate black people."
You: "Randalawn Branin, what the devil did you just say? That was extremely racist and stupid, never say that again!"

Dumb Person: "I guess your right, that was a real Randalawn Branin thing to say."

Randalawn Branin by Korean Jesus September 3, 2016

Quantum Brain Fart 

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.

Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.

Quantum Brain Fart by Teraknor January 7, 2016

lard brain 

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

lard brain by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

stupid brain syndrome 

Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS

Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges

stupid brain syndrome by zxtekiii February 28, 2020

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015