Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.

Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.

Brain Scrambler by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004

scrambled brains 

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts

"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"

scrambled brains by Checkmeat October 7, 2016

brainscrambler 

1. A puzzle game originating in 1987 for the Amiga computer - consisting of shuffled picture pieces of arbitrary size which needed to be shifted back to their correct places to solve the puzzle.

2. Any activity requiring concentration that is so mind-numbingly repetitive that your ability to think is adversely affected (see also above)

3. A proposition so wild, implausible or difficult that it defies comprehension. Precedes a Brain Tilt

4. A (supposedly) very difficult puzzle, riddle or problem

Brainscrambler is a puzzle game

Doing a tax return can rapidly become a brainscrambler

The global warming debate is a real brainscrambler.

Thinking about you sleeping with me is a brainscrambler.

Radio "Win a free X by solving this afternoon's brainscrambler"

brainscrambler by rivitoz March 29, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022