Brain Job

The act of getting a brain freeze during a blowjob

hey, baby wanna give me a brain job

by Synyster Stallone November 11, 2010

Brain Job

The act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job.

Dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night

by Synyster Stallone November 10, 2010

Brain Job

A girl or guy who is an excessive oral sex giver and that may take money for his or her deeds or not.

That girl is such a brain job.

by Robbby ottss February 12, 2009

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 05, 2015

Brain job

It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.

This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.

by that word guy dude February 18, 2018

Surgical Brain Job

The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.

"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."

by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018