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Braden Geiger 

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches
Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe
Braden Geiger by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022

brayden (girl) 

Brayden (girl version) yes girls are named Brayden too. They are funny, pretty, don’t take shit from anyone and knows how to have a good time. She is a wonderful person and has tons of personality’s. If you have a girl Brayden in your life consider yourself lucky. There is only one of a kind like her and don’t mess with her. She may be this beautiful wouldn’t harm a fly type girl but in reality she’s a feisty women and can throw some hands. If she has a mans then don’t try to mess with him or else you’ll more then likely be in a grave yard somewhere. Everyone needs a Brayden (girl) in their life for sure. You won’t regret it.
Guy: see that girl over there?
Guy 2: yea

Guy: she’s hella pretty think she’s taken?
Guy 2: yea Brayden? Don’t fuck with her or her man she’ll kill you literally...
Brayden: what’s that bitch? Yea my names Brayden (girl) and I will cut you... think I’m playin

Brayden Geistweidt 

Brayden Geistweidt has a massive black cock.

Braeden goemer

Braeden goemer is a redneck and he likes to send it, he also likes to send nudes... But to guys. He gets sad when someone dates his crush.
Guy: "last night braeden goemer sent me nudes and his pp was small".

Branden Grimm 

Someone who drinks a lot of beer and is always a good time when he’s drunk! Can find them at any house party or bonfire drinking Busch light by the case. Also had a slightly above average pecker but will always leave you wanting more and wondering about what could have been. Also could find him with a Brandon Harris or a Tyler Reid.
Her #1: A Branden Grimm tore my ass up last night

Her #2 : What all happened?

Her #1: He tore my ass up for 45 seconds and passed out because he drank a case of Busch light!

Her #2: Damn girl me too! At least it was slightly average!

Her#1: Yeah it was pretty good to be honest!
Branden Grimm by Branden grimm January 12, 2020

BRAYDEN GEISTWEIDT 

Dang! Brayden GEISTWEIDT had a tiny shrimp cock
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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