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Braden Geiger 

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches
Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe

brayden (girl) 

Brayden (girl version) yes girls are named Brayden too. They are funny, pretty, don’t take shit from anyone and knows how to have a good time. She is a wonderful person and has tons of personality’s. If you have a girl Brayden in your life consider yourself lucky. There is only one of a kind like her and don’t mess with her. She may be this beautiful wouldn’t harm a fly type girl but in reality she’s a feisty women and can throw some hands. If she has a mans then don’t try to mess with him or else you’ll more then likely be in a grave yard somewhere. Everyone needs a Brayden (girl) in their life for sure. You won’t regret it.
Guy: see that girl over there?
Guy 2: yea

Guy: she’s hella pretty think she’s taken?
Guy 2: yea Brayden? Don’t fuck with her or her man she’ll kill you literally...
Brayden: what’s that bitch? Yea my names Brayden (girl) and I will cut you... think I’m playin

Brayden Geistweidt 

Brayden Geistweidt has a massive black cock.

Braeden goemer

Braeden goemer is a redneck and he likes to send it, he also likes to send nudes... But to guys. He gets sad when someone dates his crush.
Guy: "last night braeden goemer sent me nudes and his pp was small".

Branden Grimm 

Someone who drinks a lot of beer and is always a good time when he’s drunk! Can find them at any house party or bonfire drinking Busch light by the case. Also had a slightly above average pecker but will always leave you wanting more and wondering about what could have been. Also could find him with a Brandon Harris or a Tyler Reid.
Her #1: A Branden Grimm tore my ass up last night

Her #2 : What all happened?

Her #1: He tore my ass up for 45 seconds and passed out because he drank a case of Busch light!

Her #2: Damn girl me too! At least it was slightly average!

Her#1: Yeah it was pretty good to be honest!
Branden Grimm by Branden grimm January 12, 2020

BRAYDEN GEISTWEIDT 

Has a tiny shrimp cock
Dang! Brayden GEISTWEIDT had a tiny shrimp cock