Brad Pitt's Law 

If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.

You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."

Brad Pitt's Law by OV_Furious October 8, 2014

Brad Pitt's Law 

A bias used during sexual harassment argument. Brad Pitt's Law dictates that women have the right to feel sexually harassed when the person giving the compliment is not good looking. If it came from good looking stud, they are accepted as compliments.

Why did that guy got suspended for calling her female colleague pretty? Duhh.. Brad Pitt's law, if he aint good looking liks Brad Pitt, its harassment. If he had looked like Brad Pitt, she would probably send him nudes the next day.

Brad Pitt's Law by MetaRyuk January 14, 2023

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory 

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

Brad Pitt Shower 

When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.

I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.

Brad Pitt Shower by joolee September 23, 2012

Brad Pitt - Sexual 

The lust-worthy attraction to the male god known as William Bradley Pitt. Anyone who suffers from such ailment can never get over such attraction and really, who would want to?

"What is your sexual orientation?" says Paco

"Brad Pitt - Sexual... Obviously." says Mo Barb

Brad Pitt - Sexual by Paul Rud June 8, 2013

brad pitt sex

an act that clearly makes you gay, or means you are someone who siezes opportunities

that dude totally had brad pitt sex. He's a fag or someone who seizes opportunities

brad pitt sex by Mike3343545 May 8, 2006

Brad Pitt Syndrome 

Lack of sensitivity.

A personality disorder where guys are unable to understand why something is hurtful.

(because Jennifer Aniston said that Brad is missing a sensitivity chip)

"My boyfriend doesn't even understand why this has upset me, he must have a case of Brad Pitt Syndrome"

Brad Pitt Syndrome by jewpie July 30, 2008