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brad paisley 

HOT HOT HOT! Amazing on guitar! Romantic songs! Amazing voice that makes you swoon! HOT! Wonderful artist! HOT! Seems to be a great guy all-around! HOT! Wonderful musician! ...and did we mention HOT?
I love Brad Paisley! Nothing can compare to his amazing hotness and talent!
brad paisley by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

Brad Paisley 

Kick ass country singer from West Virginia and he is fucking peng 👌
I do like myself a bit of Brad Paisley
Brad Paisley by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

Brad Paisley moustache 

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)
I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026