Bquillion 

A long fucking time

That biscuit is like a bquillion years old.

Bquillion by Daryl Oats January 13, 2024

Bquillion 

A long fucking time

I’m not eating that is like a Bquillion years old

Bquillion by Daryl Oats January 14, 2024

Bquillion 

A long fucking time

I’m not eating that is like a Bquillion years old

Bquillion by Daryl Oats January 14, 2024

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.

How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.

badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021

basquillion 

More than a squillion which is equal to a billlion bajillions, a basquillion is basically a bajillion bajillions.

I have seen every episode of Seinfeld a basquillion times and I never get tired of them.

basquillion by words are fun April 7, 2007