A guy you deeply care about and act like you're dating and everyone THINKS your dating but due to personal or outward forces/choices, you currently can't be boyfriend/girlfriend, but you like to act like you are half the time snuggle-wise.
Justin is completely in love with Tara, but he's jailbait, so he's just her not-boyfriend for now.
a boy/girl who you have feelings for and he/she has feelings for you and you both know it. You might even go on dates, but for some reason you are not officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
Male whose lifestyle is totally non-compliant with female lifestyle requirements. Doesn't necessarily mean that the male has insufficient attractiveness, but is unable to comply with partnership disiplines.
Usually referred to as a NAB.
Pronounced: knob, as in doorknob
Def: the title you give the male you are in a relationship with after the dating stage, but prior to giving him the actual name of “boyfriend.” Usually this person will attend events, go to family functions and act in a boyfriendly manner but does not have the title.
Krista: So whats up with the new guy?
Jill: Oh, he is just a NAB (Not A Boyfriend).
Krista: what, not good enough?
Jill: He is just a little nerdy, I enjoy letting him buy me stuff but I don’t know if he will make it to the boyfriend stage.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!