Boyaardee describes the most vile human being on
Earth, a Legend renowned for his absurd tastes in the fairer Sex.
When people complain about "having to take one for the team" Boyaardee is the one that rather would have the Fatty instead of the "obvious" choice. A Man addicted to hairy Armpits and Fat Women.
His Alter Ego "The True Boyardee" defies logic in every way, as if Boyaardee doesn't
get relief through his weekly holiday "Fatty Friday" in which he picks up Fat Chicks on the
Internet by Manipulation and Deceit for the sole purpose of Spreading his near-demonic Seed, the Alter Ego gets triggered, turning an already disgusting
Human into a possessed and unstoppable force of the most disgusting things this World has to offer to bring his sick mind to a temporary state of rest.
A man formerly known for his
Internet Influence and entertaining Videos on the
Internet, who left his old Life behind to keep his Black Heart pumping by the smell of sweaty fatties and hairy Cougars.