Box Woody 

The pleasure you get when you see an Amazon box outside your door.

When we pulled into the driveway, Sue had a Box Woody when she saw an Amazon delivery on the porch.

Box Woody by BentistCT June 18, 2022

wooden box 

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside

dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes

wooden box by anonymous July 16, 2022

Big wooden box 

A euphemism for a coffin.

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box

Big wooden box by adirudi June 6, 2025