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when you're at a bowling alley and your finger's get stuck in the ball and you try to jerk them out.
i was at the bowling alley with my girlfriend and she made me so nervous that she gave me a bowljob.
bowljob by dashiell September 10, 2007
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Alternatively spelled "Bowl Job", a bowljob is any activity, chore, paid job or favor, deemed possible and/or better to do after getting high.

Examples of common bowljobs:
Store clerk
Process serving
Babysitting
High school homework
Rolling a jay
"I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, but seeing as I've got two co-workers with me and we're going to Kingston, Jamaica, I figure it's just gonna be one big bowljob for me."
Bowljob by KG420 April 14, 2009
The act of using the holes in a bowling ball as a fleshlight. With proper positioning, this act can be effective for up to 3 subjects at any given time.
Among many of the most uncommon, usually exclusively public acts of pleasuring, the bowljob remains one of the most untested.
Bowljob by Pyroglyphics December 28, 2018

Bowl Job 

The act of getting a blowjob while simultaneously hitting a bowl.
Last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job... I think she's the one.
Bowl Job by Horny Maker September 6, 2010

bowl job 

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
bowl job by Honorarius April 3, 2006
Extremely tall woman who have to bow deeply, to be able to give a good blowjob.

“Margareth is so extremely tall that she has to bow deeply in order to be able to suck his cock. It seems more like a bowjob to me!
bowjob by Ronald R.J. Cools January 6, 2008

Bowl Job 

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.
Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.
Bowl Job by Missm00 October 28, 2012
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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