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The act of getting a blowjob while simultaneously hitting a bowl.
Last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job... I think she's the one.
by Horny Maker September 06, 2010
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
by Honorarius April 03, 2006
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when you're at a bowling alley and your finger's get stuck in the ball and you try to jerk them out.
i was at the bowling alley with my girlfriend and she made me so nervous that she gave me a bowljob.
by dashiell September 02, 2007
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When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.
Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.
by Missm00 May 20, 2012
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Alternatively spelled "Bowl Job", a bowljob is any activity, chore, paid job or favor, deemed possible and/or better to do after getting high.

Examples of common bowljobs:
Store clerk
Process serving
Babysitting
High school homework
Rolling a jay
"I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, but seeing as I've got two co-workers with me and we're going to Kingston, Jamaica, I figure it's just gonna be one big bowljob for me."
by KG420 April 14, 2009
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A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.
Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.
by BJ November 10, 2004
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