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Bowel Job 

Receiving a blow job while making a bowel movement.
She gave me a bowel job last night. Unfortunately for her I had explosive diarrhea.
Bowel Job by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022
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Bowl Job 

The act of getting a blowjob while simultaneously hitting a bowl.
Last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job... I think she's the one.
Bowl Job by Horny Maker September 6, 2010

bowl job 

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
bowl job by Honorarius April 3, 2006

Bowl Job 

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.
Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.
Bowl Job by Missm00 October 28, 2012

Bowl Job 

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.
Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.
Bowl Job by BJ November 10, 2004

Bowl Job 

During a hate fuck, preferably in the ass, while in the bathroom you position them over the toilet and donkey punch them when you bust a nut and flush while their head is immerced in the water. Not only causeing pain but adding insult to injury by giving them a swirly.
I gave that bitch a bowl job last night after we had a few drinks.
Bowl Job by Mr Savage February 26, 2004

Bowl Job 

An act or instance of smoking a bowl of weed, in apology for a fuckup
1)Bro, I’m sorry I walked out with giving you the $100 I owe you for the dankest shit I’ve smoked in a while. Let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you.

2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.
Bowl Job by Jon and Po March 10, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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