1. An enormous, dense, tightly packed mass of poop capable of achieving mass destruction by means of toppling trees, buildings, and the American dream.
2. Big/big round poop.
1. Today at work I sit down, then I dropped a butt boulder in the trash can.
2. This is a heavy butt boulder, daddy, what did you eat?
3. Would someone please tell me what "butt boulder" means?
1) A hard, rocky turd, usually spherical but can be patty-shaped. Just one, no more no less, in the bowl, as if it cracked off a canyon wall.
2) Any kind of stone shaped shit that may or may not tear one's anus on the way out.
3) What almost squished Indiana Jones in his first movie before he deftly dodged it to safety.
4) What can sometimes dangerously develop in one's lowers after eating two whole, nutritious loaves of white Wonderbread simultaneously without drinking a glass of water.
Dude, that butthole boulder you just launched rolled like a stone down the bowl like some underwater pinball machine. See if you can fish it out. We need a new doorstop.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.