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Bottifish 

1. Someone who has appeared to have or smells like they swam through several miles of sewage, fresh from your septic tank. A derivative of the term Botticrease, which means 'Buttcrack', a Bottifish is someone who looks like or smells like they have just swam in a pool of shit.

2. Someone who genuinely sucks at any electronic game.
*Sniff...Sniff...* God! Get away from me, you Bottifish!

You have the skill of a Bottifish!

Damn...Cross the street, the guy coming up looks like a Bottifish.
Bottifish by Troubled Joe November 2, 2006
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A nonce or someone you don’t like is a dickhead
Mrs Johnson is a battyfish
Battyfish by Bunty sund January 16, 2020
Typically a male that has sexual intercourse with another male.
Look the battyfish stand up over there.
Battyfish by Badbishkelly April 10, 2022

tropical buttfish 

Any number of poolboys, cabana boys, lifeguards, etc. who work in or around water and whose sexual orientations range from ambiguous to flamboyantly homosexual.
"All these tropical buttfish are deflating my sails."
or
"He's a total tropical buttfish. He hit on Mrs. Windham's son last night at the luau."
The act of quickly sliding a hand between a persons butt cheeks and then briefly wiggling the hand in a fish-like manner.
My friend was bending over so I gave her a buttfish.
As I walked by the guy in the bar I buttfished him.
Hey jerk, quit buttfishing me!
buttfish by The Clat November 25, 2010

bootfish 

An unattractive woman so named because of her facial resemblance to a Doc Martin boot and her penchant for pursing her lips like a fish in photos (also known as duckface).
Hey, did you see bootfish's new photo? I'm surprised a fisherman hasn't thrown a hook in there yet.
bootfish by ElectricJesus82 October 13, 2011
a battyfish is a nonce. a child nonce to be exact. ect: a boy who likes to grind on kids
what the fuck steve ur dancing on a 12 year old your 16 you battyfish
battyfish by edithjones January 26, 2020
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