Boston Crabs 

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".

Boston Crabs by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Boston Crab Cake 

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

Boston Crab Cake by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

boston crab 

When a man hunches over a woman and eats her out, though from behind. That is, she's lying on her stomach and he's crouched over her back, pulling her legs up, naturally, to eat her out more easily. She may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask while he does this.

We did the Boston crab last night.

boston crab by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006

boston crab 

A wrestling submission move where you sit on your opponent's back and pull his leg back.

Richard Simmons cried when Goldberg put him in the boston crab.

boston crab by Wayne Newton June 12, 2005

boston crab 

what happened to my brother on gilbert it is a pain full wwe move where you rip someones knee's back and sit on there back

he was boston crabed he screamed

boston crab by 333 May 10, 2005

Boston Crab 

When one is performing coitus on a pregnant female from the rear, one tapes knives to his hands while the female isn't looking. Then one flips the female on her back and using his "knife hands" proceeds to rip the baby out of her. The man is now cover in blood and has rudimentary claws and is presumably in Boston, well not really.

A coked up midget told Josh Landes all about the Boston Crab.

Boston Crab by The Percher March 30, 2009

bosten crab 

throwing someone to the ground, then head butting them in the crotch.

aww shit billy just bosten crabed joe

bosten crab by Cody "jebus" G. January 12, 2008