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Borris Johnson 

Fu*king Tori C*nt
Borris Johnson by exleyyyy June 5, 2020
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Borris Johnson 

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.
Borris johnson is a nut-job
Borris Johnson by the masked god April 10, 2021

Boris Johnson 

A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.
Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.
Boris Johnson by UltimateDoge January 19, 2022

Boris Johnson 

If seen to be copying someone else but in a worse manner. You could say they are and absolute Boris Johnson.
Boris Johnson by Queenofrabat July 25, 2019

Boris Johnson 

A privately educated Tory with a long name, Boris has successfully fooled the masses with his bumbling but fake personality, I honestly find it hard to believe how so few people see through this deception
Person: oh man I love Boris Johnson

Me: Tory scum!

Boris Johnson 

A complete stubborn twat. Also the conservative party leader
"Boris Johnson is a stubborn TWAT"

Boris Johnson 

The man that has single-handedly fucked the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland during two crises (Brexit and Covid-19) in less than a year in charge. The man shows no remorse while saying old people are going to die and wanted people to get infected with the coronavirus as a method of getting rid of it.

What a fucking knob.
Person 1: You know Boris Johnson is shi-
Person 2: You don't need to tell me, a pen could be a better Prime Minister than him
Boris Johnson by RapoloMan July 17, 2020
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