born again 

A reason to give people to forgive you after performing an illegal or immoral act.

When Ann Coulter was confronted in an interview that her lies weould send her to hell, she stated, "I can make up anything I want because when it comes to facing those pearly gates I will be born again"

born again by Jeff Satkin April 6, 2005

Born Again 

To be born out of the physical nature and into a spiritual nature.

John 3:3 - Jesus answered and said unto him, "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

Born Again by Intrama February 1, 2004

born again 

When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.

We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person" ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.

born again by Bosoms Orork June 20, 2010

born again 

"Spiritual" description for a recovering alcoholic, or an american Southerner.

Highest on the local GOP's agenda was replacing the local liberal-homo-muslim-socialist-friendly school board with born again members.

The Right-To-Life spokewoman, now born again, denounced the clinic staff who performed her abortion in her second year of college.

born again by edgarde April 29, 2011

born again 

One that hasn't had sexual intercourse with another person for a lapsed period of one year (12 months).

Basically to be a "born again virgin" usually not by choice.

Steve: How long has it been for you John?
John: Uh.. about a year.
Steve: Haha! You're a born again
Sue: What a loser.

born again by KREW September 13, 2007

Born again 

A person who repented of his sins and decided to follow Jesus.

Since she is born again, she forgives others more easily, because God has forgiven her sins.

Born again by Joshua 29 September 30, 2021

Born Again 

Stranger, I'll wait for you
Beneath the archway to never
Let's cease our
Constant wailings
For our prayers fall
On deaf ears
Her white skin
Shines through darkness
Taut with pleasure
Taut with pain
And her keeper
Always laughing, always laughing

And, I'll wait forever
For only you
The disappeared ones
And, the pain will last forever
For only you
That's how the dream goes on

Born again
He says
We'll be born again
But, into rats and hell
For a dollar death
But, that can't happen here!
No, no not again
No, no not again

And, later we'll be talking
Oh, you wonder why you die?
My head is filled with
Fallen statues
Slaughtered children
Fill our eyes
And, the skull is always laughing
Always laughing, always laughing

And I'll wait for ever
For only you
The disappeared ones
And the pain will
Last forever
For only you
The price of freedom

Born again
He says
That we'll be born again
Into rats and hell
For a dollar death
For your twisted mind
And, it will happen here
No, no not again
No, no not again

Born Again by Death Menace April 16, 2023