Lube up ones ear with duck butter
and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice
of a partner and listen to the ocean.
At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".
When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.
We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person"
,gave the pachyderm
a dose of ex lax
,shoved the dwarf
up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.
Take a dump from any high structure such as a cliff over a swimming hole , radio antenna or pergola over a hot tub.
I was riding a zip line over the park and pulled a Memphis Belle on a picnic table.