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A reason to give people to forgive you after performing an illegal or immoral act.
When Ann Coulter was confronted in an interview that her lies weould send her to hell, she stated, "I can make up anything I want because when it comes to facing those pearly gates I will be born again"
by Jeff Satkin April 06, 2005
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To be born out of the physical nature and into a spiritual nature.
John 3:3 - Jesus answered and said unto him, "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
by Intrama February 01, 2004
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When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.
We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person" ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.
by Bosoms Orork June 18, 2010
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"Spiritual" description for a recovering alcoholic, or an american Southerner.
Highest on the local GOP's agenda was replacing the local liberal-homo-muslim-socialist-friendly school board with born again members.

The Right-To-Life spokewoman, now born again, denounced the clinic staff who performed her abortion in her second year of college.
by edgarde April 11, 2011
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One that hasn't had sexual intercourse with another person for a lapsed period of one year (12 months).

Basically to be a "born again virgin" usually not by choice.
Steve: How long has it been for you John?
John: Uh.. about a year.
Steve: Haha! You're a born again
Sue: What a loser.
by KREW September 03, 2007
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