From the Muppetcharacter, the Swedish Chef. A phrase used to indicate that someone has just said something which sounds like it should make sense, but doesn't at all.
Person 1: I really enjoyed that movie.
Person 2: Yes, the acting was superb.
Person 3: All I can think about now is gourmet cheese.
A sound sometimes made by a Pupper. This pupper may be mentally retarded. The borking sound is caused when a pupper tries to bark but fails, the sound that does end up coming out sounds like "bork bork".
Doggos and doges have also been known to make this noise from time to time.
The borking noise was originally brought to fame by memers. It had since been used to describe awkward barks all around the world.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!