Boredem 

Just like regular boredom, but so utterly extreme its spelled with not even a U but an E, instead of an O.

He had a serious case of boredom, but her situatuion was much worse, she was suffering of boredem!

Boredem by Boredem Sufferer May 14, 2009

Boredem 

You know that feeling you get when you have nothing to do and your so antsy that u just feel like sleeping would be fun thats what boredem is.........

Damn i sure hate boredem theres just nothing to do....
Sleeping would be fun

Boredem by TICK TOCK January 7, 2006

boredom 

If your only reading up on this because your bored, add a thumbs up!

(\_/)
(0.o)
(>.<) DUST BUNNIE ATE MY SOCKS!!!!
(boredom)

boredom by Tasha. A. (LoV3) June 21, 2008

Projectile boredom 

Constantly yawning due to boredom.

Kurt got a case of projectile boredom today in the accounting lecture.

Projectile boredom by Kurdtav January 2, 2011

keyboard boredom 

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

keyboard boredom by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

dying of boredom 

When you are literally about to die. When you are so bored you are watching air particles move around in circles. When you're gonna DIE! When you google dying of boredom. Because you could. When you for the first time define something in urban dictionary.

Me when I'm dying of boredom.

dying of boredom by meugler August 21, 2011

Boredom Jerk 

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.

"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."

Boredom Jerk by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009