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Bored as fuck 

Extremely bored...based on comedian Jon Lajoie and a song that he has on youtube...this is how he would describe complete and utter boredom...so bored you are fucking useless.
Adjective: "Dude...this movie sucks - I'm bored as fuck! Let's get outta here."
Verb: "Yo this place bores me as fuck!"
Bored as fuck by Sketchley February 11, 2010

Bored as fuck 

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.
"I'm bored as fuck."

"WYD? I'm BAF."
Bored as fuck by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016

I'm bored as fuck 

Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored
Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck
I'm bored as fuck by Newbitch September 16, 2020

i'm bored as fuck 

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub
Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck
i'm bored as fuck by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018
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