Booty wash 

Similar to a bidet, except your bottom is splashed with water when your poo violently hits the water or when you flush and water flies up and catches your ass before you get up.

Ayo, pass me that sandpaper. I got booty wash while I was taking a crap and now I need to scrape the dookie water from my forefathers off my ass cheeks

Booty wash by gooch26 June 27, 2016

Redneck boot wash 

is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..

dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"

Redneck boot wash by wife of the bootwasher December 12, 2010

boot camp wash 

When you don't have time to take a proper shower, so you just wash your buttcrack, crotch, underarms and (if you're female) under your boobs. Comes from military basic training when an entire unit has 10-15 minutes in a communal shower.

My roommate took forever in the bathroom this morning, so I had to boot camp wash in order to make it to work on time.

boot camp wash by ViviWannabe July 9, 2010

bootwash 

the flavor of really bad, or cheap beer

ewww, this stuff tastes like bootwash

bootwash by D Bernick January 10, 2009

Bottywash 

A warm, soapy, bottom washing ritual
where the wash-ee feels they are benefitting, when in fact the wash-er has deceived them with their cunning and then forced their will upon them

I wasn’t go to stay late at work but I got a Bottywash from the bosses

I only went for the free holiday but I got a Bottywash and now I own part of a timeshare

Bottywash by Danger Hugo November 21, 2023

Washington Boots 

Wearing sock and sandals. Specifically, heavy wool socks and Tevas or Birkenstocks.

Look at that old hippie in his Washington Boots...what a moron.

Washington Boots by trevorj November 4, 2007