Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Brooklyn Bootyslapper

The Brooklyn Bootyslapper is when a group of people, most likely people from Brooklyn, play a game of soggy biscuit and the one to finish last has to eat the biscuit and pull their pants down to reveal their bare ass. All other participants line up and give that ass the hardest wallop they can muster. This continues until the bootyslappee chickens out.

"Lets give the Brooklyn Bootyslapper a try tomorrow!"

by newyorker51 October 13, 2023