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Boost Junky 

One who is addicted to automobiles with forced induction.
SYMPTOMS OF A BOOST JUNKY

1. You get excited when it's cold outside.
2. You know where to get 100 octane fuels in your area.
3. You fill up every three days.
4. You enjoy the feeling of all of your internal organs being pushed back.
5. You spend too much time in the forced induction forums.
6. Your power goal increases the more you’re on boost.
7. You have a hard time holding a constant speed.
8. You think about boost all the time and even have dreams about it .
9. The size of your grin is directly proportional to the amount of boost you’re on.
10. Your two favorite sounds are turbos spooling up and blow-off valves popping.
Boost Junky by Suneal February 27, 2004
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boost my junk 

The feeling you get after being complimented
2Chainz: Yu know yu fine right
2Necklaces: Yu just boost my junk
boost my junk by 2Necklaces September 28, 2012