Boogiedick 

Someone’s dick when they have an seizure and it flops around like someone at a boogie

Holy shit John is having a seizure! Look! He has a boogiedick

Boogiedick by KellyParhq September 11, 2022

Boogie dick

When you're having sexual intercourse with a female and the pussy is just too dry so you snot rocket onto your dick to create a lubricant. This could be done before insertion or during it depending on how good your aim is.

"Hey Bill I saw you take that dimepiece home last night. how did it go?"

"She had some whack ass pussy so I had to give her a boogie dick"

Boogie dick by Ridiculous B May 23, 2020

boogerdick

A dick with a booger firmly wedged in the pee hole resulting in an erratic urine stream.

I’m sorry I pissed on your floor secondary to my boogerdick.

boogerdick by Noam Chomsky October 24, 2020

Boobledick 

( Verb Or Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be ) - Boobledick is when a wild Quandale Dingleberry starts going batshit Shinji fucking crazy and starts jerking off at monopoly cards to then commit mass genocide and commit mass terrorist bombings, many scientists think this is how they attract mates, they do a dance at the end.

You - MOM MY ARM GOT FUCKING CHOPPED OFF BY A PHSYCO, Boobledick AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PAIN

Mom - My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Shepherd's Bush
My compact push
Notting Hill Gate
My Fiat skates
With a crate of Cabernet
But not today
Because I gotta drive
I wanna stay alive
Not 'cause it's illicit
Do I have to get explicit?
As a matter of fact
I sip on the 'gnac
With Big and Reece
200 diamonds in their piece
I'm trying to get mine
So I can shine
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Think that went really well, don't you?
I enjoyed it, nice being in the booth
So unless you have anything else, that's a wrap
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)

Boobledick by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022