Bonkeroni

Somebody who is a little bit bonkers to a major extent. Someone who is Bonkeroni has a high chance to like girls under the age of 7.
So you.

You: "Mum your a little bit bonkeroni today"
Mum: "you fucking ungrateful little whore"

by Funny Bonkeroni Man November 21, 2021

bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

bonerboning

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.

yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.

by JB177 March 25, 2010

Bonerocity

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

bonkersnockers

When everything and everybody is so outta control that you can't think. Common when young children are involved.

What is going on here? I left for five minutes and everything has gone bonkersnockers.

by geekaz01d January 5, 2019

Bonersniffer

A gay person who is an annoying thot

Damn you’re such a bonersniffer right now

by FreezyOnUD February 19, 2020