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A quantity of smoke, generally of considerable quantity, specifically from the cannabis sativa plant, drawn through a length of pipe or container of sorts. Styles of bongs include beer/soda cans, glass implements, and plastic pipes. A reputable manufacturer of bongs was the Graffix company, now defunct.
"Dude, i'm out of papers!"
"Sweet! We can do a bonghit or three!"
bonghit by Jagged Joe October 25, 2006
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When you put your mouth over a girls butt hole and she farts and you hold it in your mouth
Damn bro look at that ass I would bonghit hit that
Bonghit by Grout crew February 24, 2017

Anita Bonghit 

The false name that Homer Simpson's mother used in a National Park registry--which resulted in her arrest.
The simpsons episode in which grandma simpson signs her name as Anita Bonghit.
Anita Bonghit by Akmed September 30, 2006

Bong Hit Transplant 

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.
Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit 

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.
Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

butthole bong hit 

when one is forced into submission to huff anothers ass blast
care 4 a (butthole bong hit)
butthole bong hit by Roller 1 July 18, 2009
to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.
ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008
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