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Slang for an errection originating from the word boner
"When I saw that hot chick I immediately popped a boney D."
Boney D by Satan's big toe February 25, 2026
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BONER'D THE FUCK UP 

To dismisses prior grievances when aroused. The removal of morality when primally motivated.
"At first I was like "Oh fuck no not more forced rape >:( "
BUT THEN I BONER'D THE FUCK UP!"i♥Fakku
BONER'D THE FUCK UP by bloodfrost September 27, 2011
If you take something someone says, and change a word to "boner", you have BONER'd them.
Joe: "You have issues, Zanmato... and I like it!"
Zanmato: "You have boner, Zanmato... and I like it! BONER'd!"
BONER'd by Steaver370 March 23, 2005

boner'd up 

The act of getting your dick hard
Stacy mom sat next to me, touched my leg and rather an erection, the intense movements of the hand allowed my dick to "one-up" and that is called a boner'd up
boner'd up by Abbott9493 January 17, 2016

Boney Dony 

When a native American dips his balls in your eye sockets and then scalps you.
Did you see drew give ryan the old Boney Dony last night?
Boney Dony by squeemer August 7, 2011

Boney Drank 

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
Boney Drank by Stealthydan January 11, 2023
When you eat food that contains a/or several bones and said bone(s) bites you back.
#1 - Bout to eat a drumstick!

#2 - Ok, just don't get bone'd

#1 - Wtf, what is bone'd *bites drumstick*

*drumstick bites back*

#1 - Woah!!

#2 - Yeah
Bone'd by Svamp Vasquez May 31, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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