Bonertime

The point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time

"English exam tomorrow, guys. It's bonertime."

by AtkinsonWebsterBrewer March 12, 2009

Bonertime

When everything is in it’s right place.

A amazing moment.

Dude, that sunset was Bonertime!

by Weird Al Dane August 29, 2020

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

boner time

In response to an action or statement; a state of unparalleled excellence in which achieving a boner is not only fitting, but a moral imperative.

"Hey man, all of our classes were canceled, Mallory called and said she was totally free, and I just picked up a case of Keystone!"

"Boner Time!"

by xtremebro January 28, 2009

It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.

mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"

by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012

bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Bonergize

A penis becoming instantly erect.

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.

by Helldivex October 18, 2011