bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

bonerize

To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021

Bonerize

To have sexual intercourse. The term originated from the SMBC web comic.

Laugh if you must, but biology is a lot more fun since we changed "mate" to "bonerize."

"Dude, check it out, your neighbors are bonerizing with the windows open!"
"Oh shit, let's go check it out!"

by Hayyoo May 3, 2012

bonerize

verb, a male becoming aroused

At the sight of b00bz0rz, DuDeStEr59 became bonerized.

by stuntwill August 16, 2003

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

by Julesfools February 25, 2010

Bonergize

A penis becoming instantly erect.

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.

by Helldivex October 18, 2011