Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.

Boner Bungee by RJH2 May 24, 2016

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boner bungiee

<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.

dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.

boner bungiee by Kuzuraki June 6, 2016

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bungle boxer

Underpants, where the nutsack can freely dangle.

"Roy went home yesterday, wearing only his bungle boxer"

bungle boxer by ktvsteeg July 19, 2006

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