A masked marauder who gets a raging boner in the middle of an earthquake in Costa Rica and runs out on the hotel balcony trying to stab people with his tiny, Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage of a Johnson (who the Fuck is Johnson).
by Teej123 October 20, 2008
Get the Bone Ranger mug.The sexual interpretation of a cliffhanger. More dramatic than blue balls - and definitely more dick oriented. When you are conversing with someone who is not present vis a vis on the phone, facetime, etc. and the conversation takes a confusing wrong turn or cuts out or stops completely, this is now commonly known as a Bonerhanger. Think of a situation where your boner is featured in an M. Night Shaymalan movie.
Yo, man I am pissed. I was just having phone sex with my girl - she got me all riled up and right as I was about to come she started moaning about Mercury in retrograde and the signal cut out - it was a total bonerhanger.
by Noodlyme123 January 15, 2020
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