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A masked marauder who gets a raging boner in the middle of an earthquake in Costa Rica and runs out on the hotel balcony trying to stab people with his tiny, Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage of a Johnson (who the Fuck is Johnson).
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by Teej123 September 05, 2008
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