n. "sporting" activity in which marginally inebriated Canadians curl large lumps of granite down a frozen carpet of ice in order to obtain a "hammer" which, I believe, is the metric equivalent of a "fifth" of rye. Oddly enough a "fifth", in curling, is a player too incompetent to play well. Brooms are used to clear debris off the ice and roller blades can be worn for decreased traction but aren't compulsory.

Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.

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bonspiel by gnostic1 September 12, 2011

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bonsyra

Meaning crazy

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Bonspeil

Orgy with 16 curling rocks and 2 broom sticks

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Bonseyee

Bonseyee is a name meant for a really smart individual, It’s for really strong men and can be for really quite and dignified men. Bonseyee Is just a name for really High class Individuals.

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