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a bolner is half a boner or erection.
You get a bolner, when you wake up next to a fat chick.

When you eat "Puppy Chow" you get a bolner.
bolner by Bojmir Khan April 16, 2009
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dumă bolnavă

Se spune că dumele bolnave sunt scoase dintr-o groapă fără fund.Cele mai bolnave dume vin din străfundurile umede și puturoase ale gropii și sunt așa bolnave încât femeile gravide și copiii încep să plângă prin toalete.De asemenea unii indivizi stochează respectivele dume sau glume în frigidere împuțite pe care uită să le mai închidă provocând anarhie și epidemii de sinuzită la degetul mic de la piciorul drept.
Ce dume bolnave ai în tine!
Acea dumă bolnavă ar trebui aruncată de unde a venit!
dumă bolnavă by LaFecalaBolnavă November 6, 2014
a term used to describe a type of male who is classically homosexual. he has no way to prove that he isnt, and has came closer to kissing a guy.... mainly myles..... he enjoys takin it in his butt, 1 of the best catchers around. his mother is a dirty ho who wants troys cock in and or around her mouth, she said she would pay him 4 it. he is also a hairy bastard,who has a 6 inch penis!!! it has actually shrunk from last time he measured. it would suck to be him. He wants a horse thunder humping his mothers cunt
OMG bolnick always fails with girls, he should probably just turn gay
bolnick by Troyweezy March 21, 2009
It is a very good type of food.
Bolney is very good for your bones.
bolney by anonymous March 12, 2022
A political theory that means the power of fascism and the charity of "communism" should be united, with differences with fascism and communism and capitalism.
Nobody's care about bolnazbol people...
bolnazbol by dfafdsdfasffa November 28, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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