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bollinger 

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting
Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.
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Bollinger 

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."
With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.
Bollinger by El Oaxuco October 10, 2007

Bollinger 

Invite someone to a party and then insult them for personal gain
The president of Iran was completely bollingered at Columbia University.
Bollinger by Ahmin October 28, 2007

Bollinger 

A person who is scared to use the bathroom while other people are in the bathroom
Don't be a Bollinger, just use the bathroom.
Bollinger by Ihatecommunists August 22, 2016

bollinger 

yo dude be sure to bollinger
bollinger by newpatek October 18, 2018

Bear Bollinger 

male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree
Bear Bollinger is a male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree.

Mrs bollinger 

A dirty slut teacher who flirts with her students
Stfu mrs bollinger I don’t want that ragged ass pussy of yours

Suck my balls mrs bollinger you fucking slutty ass dirty ass whore bitch
Mrs bollinger by Oofman 1998 June 22, 2019
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