Boljak

The act of poking someone's asshole using the index fingers of both hands or sometimes the thumb of just one hand. It usually comes with the element of surprise.

I lured Johnny by talking to him so Richard can boljak him.

After being boljacked, Edward felt like he wants to jerby.

by newjejebuster May 3, 2010

Boljak

Horny dumbass dude

Damn you're a fucking boljak dude

by Joshuel horacio September 3, 2022

Boljaardmoment

A boljaardmoment is something you didn't expect at all and it's very dissapointing. You hoped the outcome would be better than the 'boljaardmoment'

Wow that's such a boljaardmoment I expected to get more salary this month, but I got less!

by DetectiveBollenaar March 2, 2021

bolyak

a man who plays chess while not knowing the rules of the game

"Bro, I played a guy yesterday and he was playing openings like a bolyak!"

by zizara January 22, 2023

Borjakul

The act of Masturbation during defecation. It is a pleasurable way to eject stress in 2 outlets

Guy: Dude I've been so stressed out lately
Girl: Have you tried Borjakul?
Guy: Ew I never thought you'd say that word
Girl: We all have to relieve ourselves in some way

by Jerusalemian August 17, 2014

Bolpak

-noun

-slang term referring to the male sexual reproductive organs

-in most cases, it is the equivelant of 'ballsack', 'nutsack', 'sack', 'bag', 'beanpack', or any other term referring to the scrotum and it's contents.

In a fit of rage, Karen kicked Allan in his bolpak.

As a practical joke, Ryan suprised Adam by arranging his bolpak to look like a brain.

The little children laughed at the old man's massive bolpak.

by King Boogernose III August 14, 2009

bolaknoraknorath

A common demonic name. This name loosely translates to "badass motherfucker with a knife" in english

Greetings mortals! I am the great Bolaknoraknorath!

by Bolaknoraknorath November 13, 2020