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Bordentown 

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
Bordentown by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010
Kick ass last name and people who have this last name are great football players.
The boldens are awesome at football.
bolden by Bolden 35 January 29, 2018

Bordentown 

One of the shittiest towns in the country. Seriously, no hot girls for miles.
Ella: Oh, you live in Jersey? Where at?
Carolyn: ...Bordentown. *sighs*
Ella: That's cool--
Carolyn: SERIOUSLY, NO, it's not.
Bordentown by Michelangelo! October 29, 2009

Bordentown Regional Middle School 

Have you heard of Bordentown Regional Middle School?
"yea, it sucks."
"sucks what?"
"....."

Jaxon Bolden

He is a fresh hypebeast he always got the best clothes and style. You can bet he is on facetime with some random chick 24/7. He is known to be popular and hangout with any group of people. He is the type of person you will want to be around.
Watch out Jaxon Bolden might take your girlfriend if your not careful.

Bolden ; Nedlob 

Absolute shitheads. A "pure-bred" Bolden are often found making racist remarks, judging people, or being negative. Somehow, they have many friends that like to be around them. They have a very dark sense of humour, and can trigger people easily. "Half-blood", or "By-name" Boldens are often found only to have a very dark sense of humour, and usually are very nice people. They can be very judgy. These are called "Nedlobs".
Person A: "Man, Joe is such a Bolden!"
Person B: "Yeah, he's harsh!"

_______

Person C: "Valerie is very Nedlob. I don't think I want her in the sorority."
Person D: "Yeah, she may be nice, but she made a dead baby joke today! So Nedlob of her!"

(Bolden ; Nedlob)
Bolden ; Nedlob by Yay! New Words! November 17, 2016