Definitions by Michelangelo!

Bordentown 

One of the shittiest towns in the country. Seriously, no hot girls for miles.

Ella: Oh, you live in Jersey? Where at?
Carolyn: ...Bordentown. *sighs*
Ella: That's cool--
Carolyn: SERIOUSLY, NO, it's not.

Bordentown by Michelangelo! October 29, 2009