Boinkiversary

the annual recurrence of a date marking the first time you boinked someone;

a date that follows such a boinking by a specified period of time measured in units other than year

Oh my God, Alex! Next March will be our one-year boinkiversary.

Boinkiversary by Leo Swopes January 12, 2010

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boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.

Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.

boniversary by VL100214 November 1, 2015

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Boinkiversary • boneiversary • boniversary • Borniversary

boneiversary

the annual recurrence and celebration of the initial boning between two people. So it's the anniversary of the first time they had sex.

The day after Halloween is our boneiversary.

Happy Boneiversary baby!

boneiversary by ezgeezy June 28, 2007

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Borniversary

Word: borniversary
Part of Speech: noun

Definition:
A sacred yearly celebration of a divine beginning—whether it's the birth of a brand, the breakthrough of a purpose, or the bold rebirth of a person who decided to grow, heal, and walk in their worth. It's more than a date—it's a destiny

Example:

"Today’s my borniversary—the day I stopped shrinking and started shining."

"We launched our business a year ago today. Happy borniversary to us!"

"She celebrates her spiritual borniversary every year to honor the day she realigned with her purpose."

Borniversary by Sage Royalty April 23, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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