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Joris Bohnson 

The man, the myth, Joris

The man that'll make Britain great again and kill the coronavirus
Person A: BoJo is going to stop the Corona!
Person B: Yeah! Joris Bohnson is great!
Joris Bohnson by spurscoys March 28, 2020

Joris Bohnson 

When six year old kids try to be funny about politics.
6 year old: Joris Bohnson'a on the news again.

Mum: Michael, thats enough ROBLOX for one day.
Joris Bohnson by tumarto February 6, 2022

boonsong 

dude he is such like boonsong!
Smart and sophisticated intellectual always trying too hard to please people. When it comes to a crowd, a Bonson will be at their best delighting those around with laughter. Also, a Bonson is loyal and gracious and the best friend anyone could ever have.
A Bonson is always there for you when you need them the most.
Bonson by LReetx3 October 30, 2020

Bahnson Shuffle 

Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson
I was at a party and saw Bahnson do the Bahnson Shuffle...shit was crazy badass
Bahnson Shuffle by bahndiggity January 31, 2009

Bonsonator 

Rachael: that guy over there is a Bonsonator.
Will: yer man.
Bonsonator by rachael cockles. February 4, 2010