The best person in the entire world; talking to her will make all of your problems go away and put you in a permanent mindstate of nirvana and peace. She is the cutest person in existence while also simultaneously being extremely hot. Her drive is completely unmatched in the world; she's been through the worst and continues to strive on and reminds me that there's time to change. I would hope that everyone meets a Bogdana in their life, but she's one of a kind and will never be nearly replicated.
You think Bogdana is a name? No. Bogdanas are a secret species of subhuman. They are hidden away from the rest of humanity. They are locked up under the White House right now. Only one Bogdana has ever escaped. It has taken the form of a teenage girl. We must contain the Bogdanas.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'