Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".
Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!
Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.
Woman: He needs more milk!
Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.
Woman: He needs more milk!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 5, 2024
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