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bodybooking 

1. A person who constantly post pictures of themselves while working out, shirtless/ in a bikini, or in workout clothes with no sweat on their face. Could be compared to douchebag workout, if extreme.

2. A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments.

orginally from Markiplier (You should watch him on Youtube - if interested in gaming)

3. Build your mind by reading lots of books.

orginally from Rosanna (You should watch her on Youtube - if interested in food/cooking)
1. *Ding*

Me, "What was that?"

My guy friend, "It's Facebook, this girl is trying to get people's attention by posting pics of her in a swimsuit."

Me, "Oh, so she's bodybooking"

2. "She is a good bodybooker. She is a good bodybooker-hooker," Markiplier 2016, "... hookers can read, who are you to judge!"

3. "...reading lots of books, so your mind is getting stronger. Like, like bodybooking instead of bodybuilding, its bodybooking???" said Pansino.

"Nobody does that anymore," I said.
bodybooking by Citty-Kat July 11, 2016

bodybooking 

A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments. - Mark 2k16
The hooker was bodybooking her appointments
bodybooking by eat ma shit July 6, 2016

BodyBooking 

Building your mind by reading lots of books
Instead of going to the gym; I went to the library to get my bodybooking done.
BodyBooking by Masked Girl July 25, 2016

bodybooking 

Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.
Status update
"Gee, I am sure enjoying this green apple, carrot protein shake before my 50 mile bike ride in the mountains with my hot boyfriend!"

comment from boyfriend-"oh baby it's gonna be a great day, can you make some of that veggie soup later"

comment from annoyed fb friend-"stop bodybooking and go eat some cheese fries."
bodybooking by funwife October 25, 2012
Word of the Day on October 26, 2012

BodyBooking 

A hooker that is really good at scheduling her appointments
Man, when I was talking to my regular she said she had 5 people before me. She may be good a BODYBOOKING
BodyBooking by Masked Girl July 25, 2016

bodybooking 

allegedly straight guys posting topless bathroom phone pics
I blocked him. His bodybooking "photos" were making my eyes bleed.
bodybooking by bodybooking sickened October 26, 2012
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