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Bobby Johnson

A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush
"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"
Bobby Johnson by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009
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Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bobby Johnson by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.
Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?
Bobby Johnson by Manny Morales November 23, 2021

OG Bobby Johnson 

The shit you smoke if you’re going full send.
I’m trippin right now. My boy hooked me up OG Bobby Johnson.
OG Bobby Johnson by Keskemety February 14, 2019

OG Bobby Johnson 

A dope ass individual who always comes through when you need them.
Person 1: Samn that nigga got the plugs, whatever you need he can get!

Person 2: Damn he an OG Bobby Johnson!
OG Bobby Johnson by Bitch.I'm.Me November 20, 2014

Colby Bobby Johnson 

a derogatory term for a actual idiot
Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure

Og Bobby Johnson 

the shit you smoke when you wanna go high asf. basically weed
My boy hooked me up with Og Bobby Johnson, I'm high asf
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