BOOBICORNS .....breasts so perfectly formed they are only spoken about in male fable and folklore , they are real but have only been seen by a very lucky few
I swear to you guys , she had the fabled Boobicorns .....but I forgot to get her number !!
A Bewbicorn is a creature With long appendages like a Giraffe but much more malnourished.
The Bewbicorn is also distinguishable by Its rather large head, almost as large as its ego.
This creature is to be approached with caution. If provoked the Bewbicorn will spit venom by emphasising its lisp.
If approached by this creature, stay calm and offer it a hand full of hay or grass and back away slowly
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.