Baristacrat

A trust-funded college graduate who takes a job at a coffee shop after graduation.

Dave couldn't find a job after graduating from college. He didn't need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. So he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. He had ascended to the heights of a Baristacrat.

by DocZ January 7, 2012

Baristocrat

A Barista (often a Starbucks barista) who looks down upon or makes comments about other inferior coffees and coffee drinks. Even those from competing stores with the same brand.

You call that a Double Tall Non-Fat Upside Down Caramel Macchiato?

You're such a Baristocrat!

by Joey Bernal February 27, 2008