A term used when one receives a close parking spot that is not handicapped. Bob Hope was an old man, but not worthy of said handicapped spot, resulting in him attempting to get the closest spot possible. Can be altered with the addition of relatives (i.e. aunt, niece) to describe further spots.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.