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Bob Hope 

Used by certain forums, means old news.

Background: Long after Bob Hope passed away, people were still posting lines similar to "Bob Hope died!"
Original Post: BLAH BLAH OLD BLAH BLAH NEWS BLAH BLAH

Reply: Bob Hope'd
Bob Hope by Monkey King March 3, 2004

Bob Hope 

Slang for a sucker at the poker table because he loses ("donates") all his money.
Nick is such a Bob Hope; all he does it go all-in.
Bob Hope by j-led January 22, 2006

Bob Hope Spot 

A term used when one receives a close parking spot that is not handicapped. Bob Hope was an old man, but not worthy of said handicapped spot, resulting in him attempting to get the closest spot possible. Can be altered with the addition of relatives (i.e. aunt, niece) to describe further spots.
"Yes! I've got a Bob hope spot!"

"Wow. This is Bob Hope's uncle's granddaughter's spot!"
Bob Hope Spot by SweZz845 August 18, 2006

You haven't got a Bob Hope 

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.
Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026